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[aristophanesfamily]

WHO: Aristophanes, and their new Prime!
WHERE: Aristophanes Manor
OPEN/CLOSED: Closed
WHEN: Day 6, morning

[Were you waking up?]

[You might be surprised to see a familiar face in your house, with her tall hat, and new Aristophanes colored uniform.]

[Triumph is in your base, she's your Prime. GASP.]

Comments

[unexpectedboner]

It-- It just wasn't the deal, you made it, you should know!

[grand_finale]

What deal? I don't remember us making any deal.

[unexpectedboner]

There was! Everyone was sitting around naked and words were happening! Don't tell me I'm nuts with this because I know I'm not!

[grand_finale]

You're nuts.

[unexpectedboner]

!

!!!

[just

turning around]

[grand_finale]

[approaches from behind]

Shh, shh, shh... don't pout.

I don't understand it either, but we're family now. Really.

[unexpectedboner]

Ughhh...

[definitely pouting]

...So what happened to the rest of Uruk? You ditched them just to come and run us ragged?

[grand_finale]

...I don't know. And I don't want to think about it.

More than that, I want real introductions from you all. Well? Name? Role? Hunger?

[unexpectedboner]

Vetiver, martyr, fluids. I figured you knew all that stuff, to be honest.

[grand_finale]

You're a martyr?! Damn... I should have realized that.

More weird names... You eaten yet?

[unexpectedboner]

Not today, just woke up.

What about you?

[grand_finale]

Pretty much all of you except the Governess.

[takes off her hat]

Here, I've got some sweat: lick around my forehead a little. That's enough for you, isn't it?

[unexpectedboner]

...You want me to lick your forehead?

[grand_finale]

Did I stutter?

[unexpectedboner]

. . .

How're you sweaty already?

[grand_finale]

Not enough? Must we go for a jog?

[unexpectedboner]

Do you even know your way around? There's no point in coming here and bothering us if you're just gonna get lost right off the bat.

[grand_finale]

I didn't come here!

[unexpectedboner]

Well, you are here, so you'd better not mess it up!

[grand_finale]

[smirks]

Our territory reeks, and you tell me that I better not mess it up?

Recall your visit yesterday. What did you see? A pristine place.

So shall Aristophanes be, now.

[unexpectedboner]

You're gonna scrub everything for us?

[grand_finale]

Absolutely.

Until we have a clean slate.

[unexpectedboner]

...So you're gonna get a proper name?

[grand_finale]

[nods]

That's right. I've already decided.

I am now Triumph the Great.

[unexpectedboner]

...