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[aristophanesfamily]

WHO: Aristophanes, and their new Prime!
WHERE: Aristophanes Manor
OPEN/CLOSED: Closed
WHEN: Day 6, morning

[Were you waking up?]

[You might be surprised to see a familiar face in your house, with her tall hat, and new Aristophanes colored uniform.]

[Triumph is in your base, she's your Prime. GASP.]

Comments

[unexpectedboner]

[earnest]

Hey, don't be ridiculous, you wouldn't be the laughing stock. Anyone who knows you, it'd be totally clear you're not cute!

[grand_finale]

[scoffs]

Tell you what, every other family knows me as Triumph, and that won't change. But you can create your own name for me that will be special between us Aristophanes.

[unexpectedboner]

--Really? I mean, that would be a great bonding experience and all...

[grand_finale]

Don't get too excited.

[unexpectedboner]

Why not? Did I mistake that for an actual friendly gesture?

[grand_finale]

...

[unexpectedboner]

...

[grand_finale]

Just stop.

[unexpectedboner]

...Stop which? Wait, are you--

[grand_finale]

I am trying to make this work. I don't know how it's going to go.

So ease up a little. We're family now.

[unexpectedboner]

I know that, I'm not the one making things hard!

...Right?

[grand_finale]

Yes, you are!

[unexpectedboner]

But you're yelling a lot! And you've hit me in the nuts multiple times! And you didn't even want a corny team name!

[grand_finale]

A corny name won't get us into paradise!

[unexpectedboner]

Neither will treating everyone like they're gunk on the bottom of your shoe!

[grand_finale]

I'm a misery feeder, fool.

[unexpectedboner]

You must be plenty full today. Lucky you, gifted with a brand new set of meal tickets.

[grand_finale]

What are you talking about? I eat every day.

By the way, you still haven't. [taps her forehead] You going to, or what?

[unexpectedboner]

...Lost my appetite.

[and attempting to flounce!]

[grand_finale]

...Stop right there.

What do you think you're doing? Disobeying your Prime and putting your individual wants ahead of your Family's isn't right, it's wrong.

We need to all be powered up this season. And I don't want you starving to death.

[unexpectedboner]

Who's starving? I didn't say I wasn't gonna eat. I just said I wasn't gonna eat you>/I>.

[grand_finale]

...

Make sure you do.

[unexpectedboner]

Whatever.

[attempting to flounce take two]