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[aristophanesfamily]

WHO: Aristophanes, and their new Prime!
WHERE: Aristophanes Manor
OPEN/CLOSED: Closed
WHEN: Day 6, morning

[Were you waking up?]

[You might be surprised to see a familiar face in your house, with her tall hat, and new Aristophanes colored uniform.]

[Triumph is in your base, she's your Prime. GASP.]

Comments

[grand_finale]

A "promotion" to Prime of Aristophanes, huh... That's more like a demotion, I say.

[sniff, sniff]

...What's that smell?

[parasleight]

Prrrobably the dead prime somewhere aroun-- whoa hold up what are you doing?

[grand_finale]

What does it look like?

And really, is that any way to speak to your Prime?

[parasleight]

Y'know... that feels... right but. What in the world? This is not how I thought this was going to go down.

[basemettle]

Trellis...

[parasleight]

Well she's family, and she WAS pretty good at organizing. Not sure what's going to happen to Uruk though. Bright side, foxy, silver linings, and we're no longer prime-less.

[unexpectedboner]

[hissed]

What does this mean?

[parasleight]

It means Big Momma approved our merger more than I thought.

1/2

[basemettle]

[rubbing her eyes sleepily]

It's just for this season, yes, just for this season, it will go away soon enough, we will do better, yes, mmm, please be patient with us, Pr--

2/2

[basemettle]

--eh??

Re: 2/2

[grand_finale]

It better! Or there'll be hell to pay!

[unexpectedboner]

Hey...

[nudges her slightly]

[whentheroserots]

... ah.

[this is not what I expected]

[grand_finale]

What are you staring at? Don't you recognize family when you see it?

[whentheroserots]

I... of course I do.

My goodness, I didn't expect that this would be the outcome of our decision...

[basemettle]

Briar...is this really happening...ah, it must be, I know she's family, it's in my bones...but...

[whentheroserots]

It's certainly strange... Moving from one family to another like that, really! But Mother must have her reasons.

[unexpectedboner]

Briarrrrr! I thought we weren't gonna join join with them?

[whentheroserots]

Ahah, well, Mother seems to have approved of the idea...?

[unexpectedboner]

[s t a r i n g]







...Why this?

[grand_finale]

Why what, limpy?

What're you staring at?

[unexpectedboner]

This wasn't supposed to happen again, you're not supposed to be here!

[sayyestoduress]

[SO. MUCH. MISERY.]

Get out.

[grand_finale]

[smirks] [tsk tsks]

Is that any way to greet your Prime?

[sayyestoduress]

You- you're not- ...go back to Uruk!

[MISERYYYYY]