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WHO: ??? + Aristophanes + you
WHERE: The Pearl
OPEN/CLOSED: open
WHEN: Day 3, evening

[A teenage girl in Aristophanes colors, having just clawed her way out of the ball pit, is now sitting on the pit's edge with her head in her hands.]

T...Terrible...this is...ow...

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[coming from the direction of Uruk, she has a metal baton over her shoulder]

Oh~? Another one?

Another...?

Another Aristophanes.

You do know what family you belong to, right?

Of course I know something like that.

Well... good. Good for you.

Uruk has an agreement with Aristophanes, so we should become good friends.

I'm happy to be friends with whoever my dear family considers a friend.

[grins]

I am Triumph the Loyal. Uruk's Champion.

And you?

Well, I'll need to speak with my siblings before I have a name...

Hm. . .

That's it?

I need to pay my respects firstmost, after all.

I suppose real introductions will wait, then.

I'm afraid so. But perhaps I'll be able to return your courtesy soon enough.

[watching you watching my new teammate]

What now?

What? It's a public area. I don't need your permission to be here.

I wasn't offering it, so it works out. Just didn't want you hassling the newbie, is all.

Hassle? Perish the thought.

Trying to! At Aristophanes we try to swaddle our ranks in the bonds of amity and brotherhood.

"Swaddle?" What the hell is that?

Would you like to know? I suppose if you ask nicely I can show you...

[this may be punctuated with an eyebrow waggle]

[now she's just confused]

You really are stupid.

And you really just want to be swept up and cuddled like a small child. It is obvious no matter how many hats you wear.

. . .

[CUE THE LAUGHTER!]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! ...haha...

Thought about it, didn't you.

That was a good laugh... I'll admit.

But, if you ever try picking me up, you will lose an arm. Maybe two. Maybe three.

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