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aristophanesfamily ([personal profile] aristophanesfamily) wrote2014-10-17 08:02 pm

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WHO: ??? + Aristophanes + you
WHERE: The Pearl
OPEN/CLOSED: open
WHEN: Day 3, evening

[A teenage girl in Aristophanes colors, having just clawed her way out of the ball pit, is now sitting on the pit's edge with her head in her hands.]

T...Terrible...this is...ow...
unexpectedboner: (I hate swimming)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-19 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
--!

[dddoubling over and stumbling back; he doesn't (can't) make a sound but his expression is pretty telling that that was less than pleasant...

...for him, at least! for her, it was probably at least two levels of satisfying chillness once she's finished tucking in.]
grand_finale: (When Johnny Comes Marching Home)

[personal profile] grand_finale 2014-10-20 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[yessss miseryyyy]

Oh? Did I interrupt?
unexpectedboner: (timed puzzles though)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-20 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[sorry, still working on breathing and making sure all parts are still intact, brb]

. . .
grand_finale: (The Gypsy Baron - Overture)

[personal profile] grand_finale 2014-10-20 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're finished! That's good. Wouldn't want to be impolite.

[and, gonna, shove him over, just to insult to injury]
unexpectedboner: (blarg i am dead)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-20 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
--Oof!

[is gonna lie there and glare unhappily back until he can think of a decent comeback]
grand_finale: (In The Hall of the Mountain King)

[personal profile] grand_finale 2014-10-20 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hm... well, while I got you here...

[moves over to him, ANYTHING INTERESTING IN HIS POCKETS?]

No sudden moves, now.
unexpectedboner: (hey now)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-20 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[some fun-colored rocks, some large pieces of lint, possibly a bottle of lube, partially used

also, does trying to wriggle away count as a sudden move? because that is also happening]

H-hey, what're you doing?
grand_finale: (Funeral March (Chopin))

[personal profile] grand_finale 2014-10-20 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
HOLD STILL!

[gonna move to loot the rocks~]
unexpectedboner: (but you don't understand i love him)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-20 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[but they are kinda shiny even :<]

Stop--get your hands out of--

[he completely fails to stop her from looting the rocks]
grand_finale: (Coburger Marsch)

[personal profile] grand_finale 2014-10-20 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
There we go! It's not an arm or a leg, but it's something. [rolls the shiny rocks in her hand!]

...you can keep whatever you pulled from Axum.
unexpectedboner: (8 mile)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-20 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
That was-- I got that fair and square, not all of us are crooks, Uruk!
grand_finale: (Night On Bald Mountain)

[personal profile] grand_finale 2014-10-20 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
...Really? You did business with those fuckers?
unexpectedboner: (don't blame the player blame the game)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-20 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you couldn't?
grand_finale: (Preußens Gloria)

[personal profile] grand_finale 2014-10-23 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Correction: "wouldn't."

Dare I add: "shouldn't." I try to avoid business with crazy psychopaths.
unexpectedboner: (le sigh!)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
We had a pleasant and uneventful conversation. The most psychopathic person I've come across so far is you, to be honest.
grand_finale: (O du mein Österreich)

[personal profile] grand_finale 2014-10-23 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Then you should count yourself lucky, little boy.
unexpectedboner: (judging. hard.)

[personal profile] unexpectedboner 2014-10-23 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Your mouth says yes, but my body says no.