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[aristophanesfamily]

WHO: ??? + Aristophanes + you
WHERE: The Pearl
OPEN/CLOSED: open
WHEN: Day 3, evening

[A teenage girl in Aristophanes colors, having just clawed her way out of the ball pit, is now sitting on the pit's edge with her head in her hands.]

T...Terrible...this is...ow...

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[grand_finale]

Oh, you're finished! That's good. Wouldn't want to be impolite.

[and, gonna, shove him over, just to insult to injury]

[unexpectedboner]

--Oof!

[is gonna lie there and glare unhappily back until he can think of a decent comeback]

[grand_finale]

Hm... well, while I got you here...

[moves over to him, ANYTHING INTERESTING IN HIS POCKETS?]

No sudden moves, now.

[unexpectedboner]

[some fun-colored rocks, some large pieces of lint, possibly a bottle of lube, partially used

also, does trying to wriggle away count as a sudden move? because that is also happening]

H-hey, what're you doing?

[grand_finale]

HOLD STILL!

[gonna move to loot the rocks~]

[unexpectedboner]

[but they are kinda shiny even :<]

Stop--get your hands out of--

[he completely fails to stop her from looting the rocks]

[grand_finale]

There we go! It's not an arm or a leg, but it's something. [rolls the shiny rocks in her hand!]

...you can keep whatever you pulled from Axum.

[unexpectedboner]

That was-- I got that fair and square, not all of us are crooks, Uruk!

[grand_finale]

...Really? You did business with those fuckers?

[unexpectedboner]

What, you couldn't?

[grand_finale]

Correction: "wouldn't."

Dare I add: "shouldn't." I try to avoid business with crazy psychopaths.

[unexpectedboner]

We had a pleasant and uneventful conversation. The most psychopathic person I've come across so far is you, to be honest.

[grand_finale]

Then you should count yourself lucky, little boy.

[unexpectedboner]

Your mouth says yes, but my body says no.