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[aristophanesfamily]

WHO: ??? + Aristophanes + you
WHERE: The Pearl
OPEN/CLOSED: open
WHEN: Day 3, evening

[A teenage girl in Aristophanes colors, having just clawed her way out of the ball pit, is now sitting on the pit's edge with her head in her hands.]

T...Terrible...this is...ow...

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[unexpectedboner]

[that

yes, that

...what was he talking about?

perhaps he will see if he can further assist with this already quite effective demonstration in the name of further strengthening the bonds of amity...and whatnot]

[oneforaxum]

[ The more the merrier. Just as long as he gets the fruits of his labor here. A guy's gotta eat. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[hasn't anyone told you about the beauty and satisfaction of slow food? this meal is being hand-crafted just for you]

[oneforaxum]

[ He's more interested in wolfing it down since other Axums and visitors could be by any time. And he doesn't want to have to share. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[Sharing is caring, and there is room at the table for everyone. However, like the Burger King, you can have it your way. And have it. Your way.

...

...Dinner is served~]

[oneforaxum]

[ Lapping it all up, shivering when he's done. ]

Thanks for the meal. Want some more to trade?

[unexpectedboner]

[Also shuddering, lightly gripping at Knifepuppy to keep from just being completely out of it]

...Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

[oneforaxum]

Feedings, information, clothes? What do you have to offer?

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah, that...

[he shakes his head, ugh way too afterglowy for all this thinking]

...I mean, what're you looking for? Feeding is easy enough. And we've got clothes, too. If you've got the supplies for it.

[oneforaxum]

What supplies do we need to give you for clothes? We mostly have lube and some medical supplies.

[unexpectedboner]

A selection of both will be sufficient.

[oneforaxum]

Sure. Clothes for lube and bandages. Can you get me something snappy? I want to look extra nice.

[unexpectedboner]

Like, tuxedo-nice? or like chaps-and-bowtie-nice?

[oneforaxum]

Like whatever you can make for me kind of nice. I'm not picky, I just want to look like I could wander into Uruk without being hassled.

[unexpectedboner]

Okay, that's doable. Bring by your stuff tonight or tomorrow, and I'll have it ready.

[oneforaxum]

Alright, Tasty, you have yourself a deal.

[ He would offer to shake on it but they should both probably wash their hands. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[food's food, man, but a crooked grin will do]