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[aristophanesfamily]

WHO: ??? + Aristophanes + you
WHERE: The Pearl
OPEN/CLOSED: open
WHEN: Day 3, evening

[A teenage girl in Aristophanes colors, having just clawed her way out of the ball pit, is now sitting on the pit's edge with her head in her hands.]

T...Terrible...this is...ow...

Comments

[unexpectedboner]

Can you make a building out of another building? Like, a quickchange magic trick kinda thing?

[unexpectedboner]

[.........]

[grand_finale]

Another Aristophanes.

You do know what family you belong to, right?

[grand_finale]

[...HOLY SHIT]

[whentheroserots]

[NO]

[whentheroserots]

Oh, my... are you all right?

[parasleight]

Ha. Hahahaah. Hahahahahahaaha. HAHAHA.

[trying to see if there's any chance 'corpse' is a pessimistic view of it]

[parasleight]

Need a hand?

[Let's just say he hasn't seen our prime laying dead over there yet.]

[unexpectedboner]

[watching you watching my new teammate]

What now?

[basemettle]

[running over...!]

[grand_finale]

What? It's a public area. I don't need your permission to be here.

[unexpectedboner]

I wasn't offering it, so it works out. Just didn't want you hassling the newbie, is all.

[sparklyrichbastard]

[SCREAM]

[sparklyrichbastard]

Oho! A new Aristophanes, I see!

[maryhadalilgun]

[ she's already getting cold ]

[grand_finale]

Hassle? Perish the thought.

[unexpectedboner]

Trying to! At Aristophanes we try to swaddle our ranks in the bonds of amity and brotherhood.

[grand_finale]

"Swaddle?" What the hell is that?

[basemettle]

Yes, yes...um...if I wait, I'm sure it will go away...

[basemettle]

Ah--! Oh, yes, that would be very nice.

[basemettle]

Yes...yes, I am Aristophanes.

[basemettle]

Of course I know something like that.

[basemettle]

[trying to pull her hand away]

Oh my~

[whentheroserots]

Are you hurt? You poor thing...

[basemettle]

No matter what the details, if it's a building you want, I'll need to feed.