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WHO: ??? + Aristophanes + you
WHERE: The Pearl
OPEN/CLOSED: open
WHEN: Day 3, evening

[A teenage girl in Aristophanes colors, having just clawed her way out of the ball pit, is now sitting on the pit's edge with her head in her hands.]

T...Terrible...this is...ow...

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Sure is. Secluded and, uh, quiet. Good for s--

...I mean, what did you want to talk about?

[He is obviously nervous, but if you are into that, score. Even if you are not into that, at least he smells pretty good. Not quite irresistible, but definitely like something worth getting the old appetite fired up for.]

[ Yeah, screw talking when he can push Vetiver into the wall and kiss him. ]

[well

okay?

not quite kissing back, but...well, maybe a little, since it's only polite, but still kinda waiting for the other shoe to drop]

[ Does shoe dropping including undoing his pants? Because that is happening. ]

You really came to the right family. We have all the lube you could ever need.

The...massage stuff?

[ugh why is he trying to think without pants on, everyone knows that is pure folly. He'll have to remove KnifePuppy's as well, it is the only solution]

[ It's really only fair. ]

Well, I guess you could use it for that, too.

['but what else would you use it for?' is the question vetiver is too distracted to think about. no wonder popular people have underlings! they can take care of the thinking and leave you to worry about important stuff like butt touching]

[ Don't worry about there, there's plenty of other better things to think about like 'what is Puppy doing with my underwear?' and 'Why didn't i think to do this sooner?' ]

[ Oh, and that lube demonstration is going to make it super easy to keep Vetiver still and distracted. ]

[that

yes, that

...what was he talking about?

perhaps he will see if he can further assist with this already quite effective demonstration in the name of further strengthening the bonds of amity...and whatnot]

[ The more the merrier. Just as long as he gets the fruits of his labor here. A guy's gotta eat. ]

[hasn't anyone told you about the beauty and satisfaction of slow food? this meal is being hand-crafted just for you]

[ He's more interested in wolfing it down since other Axums and visitors could be by any time. And he doesn't want to have to share. ]

[Sharing is caring, and there is room at the table for everyone. However, like the Burger King, you can have it your way. And have it. Your way.

...

...Dinner is served~]

[ Lapping it all up, shivering when he's done. ]

Thanks for the meal. Want some more to trade?

[Also shuddering, lightly gripping at Knifepuppy to keep from just being completely out of it]

...Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

Feedings, information, clothes? What do you have to offer?

Yeah, that...

[he shakes his head, ugh way too afterglowy for all this thinking]

...I mean, what're you looking for? Feeding is easy enough. And we've got clothes, too. If you've got the supplies for it.

What supplies do we need to give you for clothes? We mostly have lube and some medical supplies.

A selection of both will be sufficient.

Sure. Clothes for lube and bandages. Can you get me something snappy? I want to look extra nice.

Like, tuxedo-nice? or like chaps-and-bowtie-nice?

Like whatever you can make for me kind of nice. I'm not picky, I just want to look like I could wander into Uruk without being hassled.

Okay, that's doable. Bring by your stuff tonight or tomorrow, and I'll have it ready.

Alright, Tasty, you have yourself a deal.

[ He would offer to shake on it but they should both probably wash their hands. ]

[food's food, man, but a crooked grin will do]

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